Typical but amusing conversation between Joan & the housematey:

Joan: 'Oh I know what to get for her birthday!'
Housematey: 'It's too expensive.'
Joan: 'I haven't said what yet!!!!'
Housematey: 'I know.'
Joan: '...'

Joan: 'When's dinner?'
Housematey: 'It's only 4pm. Come back later when you're hungry.'
Joan: '...'
Housematey: 'Oh you're back!'