Joan...

... is having a very fat day.

The insane consumption pattern has resulted in lumpy cellulite on the ass, hips, and thighs. I can practically see the fat cells protruding from the skin, which has expanded to such an extend that it is near the verge of tearing. Why am i so greedy??

On the other hand, only have 4 more days to gorge, so will try not to think about it. :)